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kmn7 · 7 months ago
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chaxan08 · 2 months ago
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Avengers: We listen and we don't judge.
Thunderbolts: We listen and we judge the fuck out of you.
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ice-and-fires-blog · 2 months ago
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Again no mine bt this is cute (instagram) her or his usurname is on the top of the pic
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lives-in-midgard · 1 month ago
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Bob: Can I go to the movies tonight?
Yelena: Of course you can, you can do whatever the hell you want.
Bob: Okay-
Yelena: Be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the road.
Bob:
Yelena: Here, ten bucks for popcorn.
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floilee · 2 years ago
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"Why do you ship-" That is exactly why.
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itzsephig5 · 1 month ago
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John: Between Yelena, Bucky and Alexei, there are three braincells. John: And Yelena has all three of them.
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trickarrowsandbatarangs · 10 months ago
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*Kate is captured by the Thunderbolts*
John Walker: You won’t escape, Hawkeye, and we’ll get the answers we need from you soon.
*Walker leaves*
Kate: If you release me I’ll make out with you.
Yelena: Deal.
*five minutes later*
John Walker, walking back into the room: Alright, time to - WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?
Yelena, with messy hair and smudged lipstick: Looks like we underestimated her. Shame. So sad. Foiled again.
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outtamynoggin · 3 months ago
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It's crazy what he gets away with (and who the ones letting him get away with it are)
Bruce: What Nightwing did might have been... unconventional, but it worked.
Tim: Exactly. I mean, sure, the plan might have involved hacking into Gotham’s power grid, a few strategic distractions, and, uh, some minor illegal surveillance-
Barbara: MINOR? DISTRUBANCES??
Tim: Okay, fine! The plan also had a teensy bit of hacking into the stock market, manipulating a few politicians, and borrowing a couple confidential documents, but nobody was harmed!
Bruce: ...In the strictest sense.
Tim: Yes! See, it's a win-win solution!
Barbara: *furious* You two are insane. You’re treating morally ambiguous like it’s a fun new hobby. He practically engineered an escape from a high-security prison by tricking the entire staff into thinking it was game night. In addition, he orchestrated a city-wide blackout just to steal classified documents, and you’re calling it genius?
Bruce: Very resourceful.
Tim: I mean... it’s not his fault they didn’t know how to play Dungeons & Dragons. Also, I want to see who else could pull off a high-profile heist while simultaneously launching a PR campaign for a new tech startup!
Bruce: *to Tim* Wayne Enterprise's tech gadgets cleared the shelves, we need to speed up production.
Tim: Already on it.
Barbara: You’re defending this? That’s not genius, that’s a psychotic breakdown wrapped in a cape! It's madness layered up in a three-piece suit!
Bruce and Tim: It’s Dick.
Barbara: I swear, if it was anyone else, you’d be throwing them in a cell for years.
Bruce and Tim: It’s Nightwing. He has plausible deniability.
Barbara: Plausible? I think he has a whole separate universe of deniability!
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spideyswede · 24 days ago
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I love him, your honor
Thunderbolts* vs. The Internet: III
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kmn7 · 11 months ago
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chaxan08 · 7 months ago
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Yelena: Our relationship is strictly professional.
Kate, sitting on Yelena's lap: Absolutely, only business.
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ice-and-fires-blog · 11 days ago
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Dont make her angry!
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kmnysak · 12 days ago
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floilee · 2 months ago
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In health and in sickness
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itzsephig5 · 28 days ago
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Bucky: You three, explain right now! Ava: It was John. Bob: It was John. Yelena: It was John. John: John: …fuck.
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trickarrowsandbatarangs · 10 months ago
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Kate: *throwing her head into Yelena's lap* Tell me I'm pretty!
Yelena: *lovingly stroking Kate’s hair* You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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